And Speaking of Laughing Through Our Tears...

Bush and his co-conspirator Tony Blair are having dinner at the White House discussing World War III. Laura, always a little slow on the uptake, asks, "Now what are you boys talking about?" George replies, "Heh, heh. Sweetie, we're makin' plans for World War III." "That's my George," gushes Mrs. Bush, "always thinking ahead. So what's the plan?" "Well," says George, "we were thinkin' we'd kill about 12 million Muslims and 1 dentist." "What?" says Laura, confused. "What's with the dentist?" George turns to Tony and says, "See? I told you no one would ask about the Muslims!"